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'Parks and Recreation': Our favorite Ron Swanson quotes [Pictures]


Before the season premiere of NBC's "Parks and Recreation" (9:30 p.m. Sept. 20), we rounded up the best quotes from Ron Swanson in yet another attempt to make actor Nick Offerman our new best friend.
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"I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."

On having a life philosophy

( Screengrab via YouTube / September 13, 2012 )
"I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."
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