By Marissa Gallo Baltimore Sun

8:24 p.m. CDT, September 21, 2011

If you ever wondered what a model looked like with chili all over her face, then wonder no more.

Laura killed it and wasn't afraid of getting a little messy during the shoot (please, try to refrain from laughter). Lisa was also fantastic with her bun-less veggie hot dog. Though she did look like a drunk Courtney Love after a fast food run.

Kayla struggled, but I don't blame her. I wouldn't know how to look "free" while eating a hot dog either. Shannon was incredibly dull — I actually forgot her name for a few seconds — and, frankly, should've been called further down the list. Sheena was fine. Nothing great, but she looked pretty. At least she didn't have food all over her.

STILL IN THE RUNNING TO BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL ALL-STAR...

Crazy, daring Lisa was called first for having the best photo. Apparently the judges don't take into consideration poor patriotic fashion choices.

Kayla and Sheena fell to the bottom two and Sheena was ultimately told to pack up her amazing jumpsuits and go home.

Heart broken!

I adore Sheena and I'll definitely miss her sauciness.

AND THE AWARD FOR THE BEST NATTY BOH IMPRESSION GOES TO:

The lovely and adorable Allison! Her best picture from the hot dog photo shoot showed Ms. Allison from a profile with only one eye showing. Looks like Utz girl has some competition ...