My favorite TV show is "The Mentalist."
I think Patrick Jane is just the greatest, so flippant and smart and capable of saying the most outrageous things at any moment.
I think Lane Kiffin is capable of greatness, too, while also having it in him to say or do the most outrageous thing and negate any chance of really being great.
I also think Grace Van Pelt is just the greatest, but that's leering for another time.
We're talking Lane Kiffin here, and while he probably considers himself just as pretty, you have to admit he looks better now than you thought he would after hearing of his controversial stay in Tennessee.
There's a statue of John McKay standing a few feet from where Kiffin and I are sitting. Paul Hackett's likeness, I presume, is on the other side of the building.
McKay, at 38, was 8-11-1 after two years as coach at USC before finding his stride.
Kiffin is 37, in his third year at USC and 22-8 under NCAA sanctions, which is akin in college football to being harassed by Red John.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you don't watch "The Mentalist" or you are probably a UCLA football fan and your team doesn't cheat. It just loses with regularity.
Now while most folks aren't quite sure what to make of USC this season, a few things have happened the last few weeks that bode well for Kiffin's run at greatness.
His team lost to Stanford, and while not highly recommended for achieving greatness, I think it's just generally understood that USC loses to Stanford every year.
"I did not do a good job with Stanford when things were not going well,'' says Kiffin, and it's not like anyone is going to argue with him, but he pauses anyway.
"I did not do a good job in giving better answers to the quarterback when there were problems. And I said to myself after the Stanford game I will improve there and will have the answers the next time things go wrong.''
And they did — against California and then again against Utah, but Kiffin graduated from offensive coordinator to become the team's head coach.
"That's why we came out and ran the ball in the second half against Cal,'' he explains. "I took a look at the big picture and understood what we could do on defense.
"And instead of burying my head into my play sheet, I knew I had to exude confidence to these players. That's where I screwed up against Stanford.
"I was an offensive coordinator at halftime against Stanford, looking for some way to find first downs or points. I was an offensive coordinator and head coach at halftime against Cal and Utah. And I think what happened against Utah was great for the growth of this team.''
It probably helps the Bruins, too. Utah's expectations were raised with the Trojans' early mistakes and UCLA is probably going to get the letdown Utes this Saturday.