'Dancing with the Stars' recap: Maria Menounos owns 'Classical' night

It's classical night, which means a whole lot of songs I'll recognize but not know the name of. Oh, look, it's an exaggeratedly expressive violinist and some chicks in Marie Antoinette garb. Never change, DWTS, never change. DUDES IN BREECHES AND NECKCLOTHS! Excuse me while I make up historical romance novel cover scenarios for each of these couples. Ooh, that was Joshua Bell? If you've never read Gene Weingarten's excellent Pulitzer-prize winning essay "The Fiddler in the Subway" go do so now, and come back to this recap when you're finished.

By Amy Watts

May 1, 2012